Former football legend OJ Simpson has joined the parade of men staking claiming to file Baby Dannielynn as a dependent on next year’s income tax returns.
“He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father,” says a snitch.
“I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself.”
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