White People, lock up your daughters, O.J’s back on the prowl. Sixty year old O.J Simpson has added former best friend Robert Kardashian’s oldest daughter, sex tape maven Kim Kardashian, to the list of non-Black women he’d like to carve up like a Thanksgiving turkey. Celebrity snitch Shelby Loosch claims the accused armed robber has been drooling over Kim’s December 2007 spread in Playboy Magazine.

“O.J was really exicited when he heard Kim was December’s Playboy covergirl-and couldn’t wait to get his hands on a copy to see what was inside.”

“He kept going on and on about what a beautiful body she has and how he’d love to get up close and personal with her.”

“Her father Robert would be rolling over in his grave if he knew.”

O.J watched twenty-seven year old Kim grow up by the way.

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