If anyone knows where babies come from, it’s Nadya Suleman. The mother of 14, dubbed “The Octomom” by a press fascinated by her naivety — became infamous after giving birth to the world’s first surviving set of octuplets last January.

Now, thanks to the folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live, the birthing expert is giving a lesson in “The Birds & The Bees” to former Miss South Carolina Teen USA Caitlin Upton. You may remember Caitlin as the shell-shocked blonde who got stumped while trying to explain why a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a map during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.