File this under Not Safe While Eating. If the prospect of seeing a completely nude Brooke Hogan on the pages of Playboy Magazine didn’t leave you with nightmares, here’s something that might do the trick-Spencer Pratt…naked…for Playgirl.

Editors at the adult publication for women were so impressed with Spencer’s beach body after several of The Hills star’s paparazzi shots landed in their hot little hands, they decided to offer the 24 year-old preppy a nude centerfold in the mag.

“Spencer has a six-pack and muscles,” a friend has revealed to In Touch Weekly. “When he was photographed shirtless at the beach, Playgirl saw and asked him to pose for a nude layout.”

And what’s worse, says the pal, Spencer’s considering the offer. In fact, the Brooks Brothers-Lover can have his briefs down in a jiffy if Playgirl agrees to his $1 million asking price.

We’ll pay him to keep his pants on.

“As usual, Heidi and I are entertaining a lot of offers,” a coy Spence replied when quizzed about the Playgirl deal.