“We really try to discourage ass-kicking here at Sinbad’s!” Hilarity ensued when everyone’s favorite Garden State socialites, Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita — of Bravo The Real Housewives of New Jersey fame — got into a fist pumping, Jersey style catfight with Michelle Trachtenberg on NBC’s Wednesday night medical drama Mercy!

The ladies played tough-talking pals of a Jersey gal whose fireman husband was cheating on her with Trachtenberg’s Nurse Chloe Payne. Giudice even got to call Trachtenberg a “whore” — albeit not a “prostitution whore….”