In a blogging rant on Myspace, a waitress at the Rose Bar in New York’s Gramercy Park neighborhood has accused illusionist David Blaine of constantly harassing her for a date.

In a blog entitled “Fuck David Blaine,” the cocktail waitress says:

“After I had to remove two of his friends from one of our VIP guests tables, he turned on what he likes to call ‘his charm’ . . . He decided to tell me how he made his first million when he was 20 years old and started asking me all of the typical questions . . ‘Where are you from?’ ‘Why did you move to New York?’ After I an swered all of them . . . he told me he was David Blaine. Wow! Who gives a [bleep]? . . . After he reassured me that he would never pursue me . . . he asked, ‘Are you on the menu . . . can I have you? You are just so gorgeous!”

Team David describes the martini mixer as a “nutjob:”

“This woman is crazy – she is a nut job. Yes, his friends were removed from the table, but it was no big deal. He didn’t really have any contact with her after that except for ordering drinks.”

Management at the Rose Bar maintains that D.B has always been a “perfect gentlemen” while visiting their establishment. The bar also reports that the blogging waitress will be fired.