New ‘Two and a Half Men’ Intro With Ashton Kutcher In the Center Square [VIDEOS]

In the days of yore — like, last season — the intro to “Two and a Half Men” had Charlie Sheen on the left, Jon Cryer on the right, and Angus T. Jones in the middle as they sang their opening “manly men” theme.

But the times, they are a-changin’.

The new show-opener still has Cryer in his familiar spot on the right, but Jones has been moved to the left where his Uncle Charlie used to be. Then there’s the show’s newest shining star, Ashton Kutcher, who moves from non-existent into the center. (And if he keeps looking this much like Jesus, he may soon be able to turn water into wine, a trick Charlie Sheen can only dream of.)

The audio of the song has changed too — if it’s being done as it was before, studio musicians do the actual singing for the lip-syncing actors.

Anyway, here’s the way it looked during the last year of the Sheen Era:

And here’s how it looks now:

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