This weeks hanger-on: Ali Lohan. This is Lindsay’s kid sister, of course, and though she’s mostly in the “seen, but not heard” stage these days, there are frightening rumors of a TV show in her future. She already starred in her sister’s autobiography, for goodness sake! She might as well stamp “Lindsay’s Sis” on her face and call it a job!

Thanks to Gawker for the tip!