Remember Natalie Dylan? Of course you do. She’s perky 22-year-old virgin who’s auctioning off her catbag in cooperation with the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Well, you’ll be happy to know that the World’s Oldest Profession is still alive and thriving (as if there was ever any doubt).

Bidding has reached $3.8 million for men itching for an opportunity to experience Natalie’s womanhood for the very first time.

According to the Dennis Hof, owner of the whorehouse subsidizing the mission, , Dylan’s got a couple offers.

“We have offers from $1 million to $3.8 million, and we have started collecting deposits,” Dennis Hof, the certainly sleazy owner of the raunch revealed to the Scandalist on Tuesday.

But Natalie won’t do the mattress mambo with just anyone, Dennis added: “There are a few people she likes. She has been e-mailing and talking on the phone with several men. She wants to be comfortable.”