ABC has announced that real-life supermodel, Naomi Campbell will be guest-starring on the Golden Globe Award winning series Ugly Betty sometime later this season.

Naomi sounded off today about her new gig: “On Ugly Betty I’ll play a loony who loves to shop and can’t find a man. I like that sort of role.” Correction, NC-you are that role. America F. better watch out, this bitch bites.

Naomi pleaded guilty to misdemenor assault charges in Manhattan Criminal Court on Tuesday. The charges, which carried a penalty of up to seven years, resulted from an incident last March in Naomi’s New York home in which she admits hurling a cellphone at her housekeeper-subsequently cutting her in the back of the head.