Thirty-six year old supermodel Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault charges today in Manhattan Criminal Court.

This Melrose Place style superbitch hit her housekeeper, Ana Scolavino in the back of the head with a cell phone last March after she was unable to find a pair of the model’s jeans. A.S needed stitches and was treated for a head injury.

“I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana,” Campbell told Judge Robert Mandelbaum. “This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.” (Cough) Bullshit. (Cough) Several have filed lawsuits accusing N.C of assaults and diva meltdowns.

As a part of the plea arrangement, N.C must pay Scolavino’s medical expenses totaling $363, and do five days of community service and attend a two-day anger management program. Two days? Ha! Good luck, this chick needs at least two months and several doses of Ritalin.

David Breitbart is Naomi’s lawyer. He told reporters outside the courthouse that he didn’t want his client exposed to stalkers, so he hopes “she can do the community service indoors.” Naturally. We wouldn’t want another ugly incident like the time Boy George’s community service brought every crazy in NYC out of the closet.