Naked Miss USA Won’t Be Appearing In Playboy

Talks between Playboy and The Donald to place Miss Cokehead USA on a “lite” cover of America’s oldest “nudie” magazine have fallen through despite the offer of a $1 million deal.

“She just didn’t feel it was appropriate. She will not be doing Playboy,” said Donald’s spokeswoman Rhona Graff.

A Playboy magazine source said it doesn’t make offers in the seven figures.

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