Hump Day Wednesday just got very interesting, Ladies and Gentleman.

Octomom Nadya Suleman is set to further infuriate the Court of Public Opinion after confessing that she worked as an exotic dancer for more than a year in her late teens.

Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase “Octopussy,” doesn’t it?

“It’s true that I was a topless dancer, but that’s all,” the 33-year-old mother of 14 admits in the April 7 issue of The National Enquirer. “I was 18 and at a very investigative stage of my life,” she adds. “Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

Nadya first made the shocking (or maybe not so much) confession to a close pal earlier this month, The Enquirer claims. “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie.”

Now that the word is out about her past, the unemployed mother of the world’s first surviving set of octuplets, is petrified that topless photos from her days as a shake dancer will be leaked to the press.

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