The promo poster for the forthcoming film My Best Friend’s Girl was released on Tuesday and actor Dane Cook is not very happy with his close-up.

A furious Dane, who was recently evicted from his Hollywood apartment for failing to scoop up his dog’s poop, compared one side of his face to Britney Spears’ naughty place in a Myspace blog entry posted this afternoon.

“The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. I guess I am looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant? Are they going for the Bell’s palsy thing here? My left side looks like Britney Spears’ vagina.”

My Best Friend’s Girl also stars Kate Hudson and Alec Baldwin.