The Hills are coming to Washington. (Fifty states in the Union and they have to bring this trainwreck to my hometown!)

MTV’s smash unscripted series The Hills will soon get a politically-themed facelife, set in Washington, D.C.

According to the New York Post, the show will star Krista Johnson, Katherine Kennedy, and Sophie Pyle, a group of twenty-something socialites who live in the Nation’s Capital and spend the bulk of their time bar-hopping in Georgetown.

“It’s going to be about our real lives. It’s going to be in the same vein as MTV’s The Hills, but ours is going to be more realistic,” Krista says.