Paris Hilton has confirmed that she will star in a new MTV reality series for MTV in which a group of girls will share a house in LA and compete to become the heiress’ new best friend.

“I’m really excited about this concept — I’m going to meet a lot of great girlfriends.” (That’s Whore Speak for “I Can’t Even Pay People To Hang Out With Me.”)

“I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience,” the twenty-seven year old tells In Touch Weekly. “It’ll be great to meet a girl who’s not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done,” she says. “It’s really exciting!”

“Of course, my real best friend will always be Nicole. She’s like my sister — but now she’s busy with her daughter, Harlow.”