Miss Piggy On Tiger Woods Scandal

High-maintenance Muppet Miss Piggy is the latest celebrity weighing in on the Tiger Woods Sex Scandal.

The Swine Princess slammed the golfer during a pre-recorded chat for The Wendy Williams Show this week, revealing what she would do if her beloved Kermit the Frog ever tried to get away with the mass cheating attributed to Tiger.

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“My Kermie is nothing like (Tiger). I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi,” Piggy tells Wendy in a chat due to air Dec. 18. “But if he did, you can rest assured there’d be a hole in one… and he’d be the one,” she added.