Oy vey! No wonder she’s single!

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger — Bravo’s Go-To-Gal on all things love-related — blew a gasket Mel Gibson-style when her stylist and supposed bestie (Insert Stank Eye Here…) Lauren Solomon presented her with an array of fugly outfit options for an appearance on The TODAY Show with Elle Magazine’s creative director Joe Zee.

And get this: The tirade was caught on tape.

Although Stanger has since brushed the incident off as a misunderstanding between girlfriends, in the audio obtained by TMZ.com, the Jersey Girl matchmaker can be heard swearing at the stylist, who she accuses of bringing her crappy clothes for a huge appearance.

CLICK HERE To Listen To Stanger’s Rant…..