Mila Kunis’ Message to Men: You’re Not Pregnant!

Mother-to-be Mila Kunis has a message for all you expectant dads out there: You’re not the one who’s pregnant.

Mila is expecting her first child with fiancé Ashton Kutcher and men who use the expression, “We’re pregnant,” grind the brunette’s gears just as much as swollen ankles and nausea.

Well, almost as much.

Late night host Jimmy Kimmel made the discovery when he casually remarked that he and wife Molly McNearney are due later this year. Mila sarcastically retorted:

“Oh, you’re both having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?”

The actress then tore off her clip-on microphone and headed to the nearby stage to deliver a special public service message.

“Hi. I’m Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers: Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No — it’s because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of Tequila we had? None. Because we can’t have shots of Tequila. We can’t have anything because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep.”

Kunis continued as she was joined by a group of pregnant women holding cartons of ice cream. They all declared in unison:

“You’re not pregnant. We are.”

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