What are the odds of Mickey Rourke hooking up with grammatically-challenged bad ass Courtney Love?

Apparently, not so good.

While being photographed and videotaped on the streets of London Friday, the Oscar-nominated star responded to recent rumors that he is dating the former front lady of Hole.

“I’d rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla,” Mickey retorted.

Well, at least he’s honest, but considering that Mickey looks like a poster child for plastic surgery gone wrong, we think The Wrestler star could do a lot worse!

On Wednesday, Britain’s Mirror reported that Mickey and Courtney began dated after he asked her out on a date following his Golden Globe win last month.

Is it safe to say that Courtney won’t be escorting Mickey to the Academy Awards next weekend.