Michael Lohan, sit’cho ass down!

Michael Lohan wants to help Rachel Uchitel, alleged Tiger Woods cutty buddy and fellow New Yorker, as she copes with her new found notriety as a harlot. The Lohan patriarch has crept his way into the Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal by offering Woods’ rumored mistress spiritual counsel.

“If she ever did want to talk about the situation or want me to give her some advice on how I handle things then I’d be happy to….”

Offering his “words of wisdom” to Rachel, Michael said he would be happy to give the reputed Other Woman some advice how to handle the media and talk about the situation.

“Only she knows and Tiger knows what the truth really is and she should stand by it. Too many times people hide things and sooner or later it comes out and they’re made to look like liars. But then again, if people are being honest themselves from the very beginning and they stand by it then everything will be vindicated,” he added.