Michael Lohan Nightclub

Lindsay Lohan will have a new establisment to stock up on alcholoic freebies the next time the troubled starlet is in the Big Apple

Linds’ estranged pop Michael is opening a nightclub in the Hamptons.

Adeptly-dubbed Controversy, the club will differ from other upscale nightspots by offering a driving service revellers who have downed one too many Screwdrivers. Guests will also be screened for drugs, Michael says.

Michael’s hoping to convince his 22-year-old son, Michael Jr., who recently earned a degree in Business, in helping him manage the place.