Michael Lohan Quits Blogging

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Michael Lohan, the notoriously chatty father of Hollywood trainwreck Lindsay Lohan, is closing up shop on his controversial blog, MikeLohanOnline.com.

The ex-con turned evangelical Christian says he’s decided that he will no longer publicly blog on the ever-growing troubles within the Lohan faction–particularly Lindsay’s same sex romance with DJ Samantha Ronson– because of a request from his children.

“Well here you have it. My final blog. And for those of you who are doubters or knockers, let me say that I never took a penny for my blog or anything I ever did for any of my children…I did what I did, out of love and concern, regardless of any of your opinions. I did it to help them, advance their careers and give them hope. I taught them that anything is possible if you really want it enough, and that when your heart is in the right place, God will make it all happen!”

He continues: “I was with Lindsay when she got out of Cirque Lodge. I saw and experienced the ‘old Lindsay’ with so much hope and promise. I had full confidence in her. Then back came Samantha! Can’t you all see this? Am I speaking to stone walls?”

“All I ask that you put your selves in my shoes and HONESTLY consider what you would do,” Michael adds. “As I said, this is my final blog, and I hope what I have said and expressed to you and Lindsay, have a positive effect on your lives.”