With a couple of parentals like these clowns it’s no wonder Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck. Preachin’ Papa Michael Lohan is reportedly planning to reveal that his soon-to-be ex-wife Dina Lohan used cocaine while she was pregnant with Lindsay in an effort to gain custody of the youngest members of the Lohan Clan, thirteen year old Aliana and eleven year old Dakota.

According to the National Enquirer:

In court documents related to the Lohans’ divorce, Michael stated: “During our courtship, my wife abused cocaine on a regular basis. She would fly into fits of rage… and while my wife was pregnant with our oldest child, Lindsay, she would travel regularly to Flushing, Queens, in order to purchase cocaine.

“My wife has always rationalized her use of cocaine by saying that ‘it sharpens her talents’”