‘Papa Don’t Preach’ Michael Lohan is furious his DUI-arrested daughter Lindsay was released from Utah’s Cirque Lodge Rehab for a Wednesday afternoon tanning session. The released paroled New York State Inmate is also livid that LiLo is rumored to have been released from rehab altogether (More On That Later).

“Does (rehab center) Betty Ford let its people out? Absolutely not! I’m upset about this. They should never let any patient out.”