Michael Douglas gets a very unerotic golden shower

Michael Douglas. Not pictured - Urine.Remember that episode of “Friends” where Phoebe tinkled on one of the other friends? Was it Chandler? I don’t know. I caught the show mostly in re-runs. But I remember she had to do it because a jellyfish stung him.

Well, turns out that happened to Michael Douglas. Quoth the Star Pulse: “I took my kids down to the ocean the other day and we had a little problem – we have jellyfish. I got stung actually pretty bad, across my back just last week. There’s sort of a remedy that we’ve all heard…urine. It’s the remedy if you have a bad sting. So I asked my five-year-old son if he would pee-pee on my back. He looked at me like he’d gone to heaven.

I could have done without the last line, Michael. it was all good and gravy until I had to imagine your could in rapturous joy because he gets to, uhh, “expel” on your back. But this would make a wacky misadventure for Grady Tripp, Douglas’ character in “Wonder Boys.” Or not. Somebody talk to Michael Chabon or Curtis Hansen about this…