Attorneys for Katherine Jackson and Michael Jackson’s estate were in court handling matters relating to the late singer’s fortune on Monday when two women with a variety of mental issues arrived to serve up a little comic relief.

First up, we have Billie Jean Jackson, a nutcase who has long claimed to be the long lost mother of MJ’s youngest son, Prince Michael II (Blanket). Also in attendance at today’s hearing was Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise, who believes she’s and Michael are the true parents of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman’s 14-year-old son, Connor.

While speaking to reporters outside the Los Angeles Superior Court, Claire claimed she married Michael for “business purposes.” in Princeton, New Jersey on Oct. 21, 1983 and insists she is the biological mother of all three of the singer’s children.

During the middle of the estate hearing, Billie Jean stood up and said, “I’m Blanket’s mother.”

“I would like all proceedings in the estate to be halted until a forensic scientist looks at signatures on the will because I believe they were forged,” she continued.

The judge told Billie Jean that Blanket was currently in a guardianship and that the court would address her claims on September 10.