Sorry, fans. Megan Fox says we’ll “never” see her involved in one of those ever popular sex tape scandals — insisting she would hate to see herself looking like a “hippo” during filmed romps.

“That? Never! Urgh, never!” the Jennifer’s Body actress told MTV News Tuesday. “That’s the last thing I want to see is what I look like having sex.”

Megan said just a glimpse of herself in the throws of passion might just put her off sex forever.

“It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex,” she said. “Um, that will never happen. No pictures, no. Not nude ones.”

Megan has also ruled out getting nude on the big screen — it’s just one way the bombshell can keep at least a small part of herself to herself.

“I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film. It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t. That’s the only thing I have left,” Megan explained. “People take everything from you when you’re in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you,” she said. “They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don’t want to also share them with the world. I’d like to keep them private. That’s why they’re called that!”