Hey, have you ever looked at Transformers star Megan Fox and thought “Wow, she looks a lot like Angelina Jolie?” Yeah, well knock it off. The twenty-one year old actress recently flew into “Bitchassness Overdrive” on a fan who mistook her for the Tomb Raider star while partying at Vancouver hotspot Bar None. Make no mistake about it-Megan’s “like ten times hotter” than Angelina Jolie, at least in her own view.
A National Enquirer spywitness report reads:
….She suddenly started yelling at a male admirer who’d made a comment she’s heard a thousand times: “You look a lot like ANGELINA JOLIE!”
“Look, are you aware of who ‘FHM’ magazine voted the Sexiest Woman Alive? ME! Not Angelina Jolie…it was ME! God, Jolie was lucky to make Number Nine!”
….Fox launched into a wild anti-Jolie rant, shrieking stuff like: “I’m only 21 and she’s like…ancient! I’m much hotter than her.”
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6 responses so far ↓
Nana // May 15, 2008 at 1:38 pm
The fact that she is so full of herself, makes her look ugly … She’s hot but ummmm … nop. Not more than Angelina ( in my opinion ).
Linda // May 15, 2008 at 6:47 pm
if this true… that just made her looked ugly and insecure of herself..!!!wat a …
ad for the record she’s NOT hotter than ANGELINA JOLIE!!!
Myke // May 17, 2008 at 11:49 pm
They look nothing alike, as Ange isn’t made out of plastic.
Eminem // Jun 7, 2008 at 1:35 am
Tiffany Clause and Sarah Afshar look more like Angelina Jolie than Megan Fox does. I actually think she looks more like Tarja Turunen of Nightwish minus the talent. I don’t think it’s true, but nothing would shock me. She’ll never be as big as Angelina Jolie is, let alone talented and she has buck teeth.
I Love Yana // Jul 16, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I think Tiffany Clause is disgusting. She’s old and fat.
Kristin // Aug 9, 2008 at 10:22 pm
1. Megan looks ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE ANGELINA! There are no similarities at all. I look more like Angelina than Megan does and my lips are at least real unlike Megans. She’s a loser.
2. Megan is hideous! Almost everyone I know thinks so. She is definately not hotter than Angelina. No one is, Angelina is the most beautiful woman to ever live, Megan is a wanna be loser.
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