Megan Fox believes she looked like a “tranny” at last weekend’s Golden Globes.

The 22-year-old actress, who was voted FHM’s “Sexiest Woman in the World” in 2008, even joked that her face looked similar to that of beloved M*A*S*H star Alan Alda.

“I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda,” Megan giggled to Globes correspondent Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet at Sunday night’s ceremony in Beverly Hills. “I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now.”

“I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”

In fact, Megan claims that she was more impressed by the looks of fellow actress Salma Hayek.

“I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”

“Those are the most amazing boobs. Perfect.”