PARIS Hilton was recently smeared in Manhattan Mini Storage ads that appeared on phone kiosks around the city.

In the ads, the herpes-sufferer is shown with a Chihuahua, who looks a lot like Tinkerbell, with the slogan: “Your closet’s so shallow, it makes Paris look deep.”

The snitches over at Page Six brought this tidbit to the attention of Hilton publicist Elliot Mintz, who alerted her lawyer, Howard Weitzman, who fired off a “cease-and-desist” letter to the storage company – which is also getting blowback from Republicans for such ads as, “Your closet’s scarier than Bush’s agenda.”