Man Convicted Of Groping Minnie Mouse
Meet John William Moyer, the 60-year-old Cressona, Pennsylvania man (We use the term loosely…) convicted of groping a woman working as Minnie Mouse at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida earlier this summer.

Despite protests of innocence from Moyer and his family, an Orange County, Florida judge found the perverted grandpa guilty of misdemeanor battery in a hearing Tuesday. As part of his sentence, Moyer must write a letter of apology to the victim, serve 180 days probation, and complete 50 hours of community service. He must also pay $1,000 in court costs and possibly undergo a mental evaluation.
In addition, he’s been banned from all of Disney’s theme parks and resorts.
