Makeup staff say, “Scarlett Johansson is hot. We’d do her”

Now you know WHY she wants to fuck around.
A new survey of make-up artists and hair stylists have named Scarlett Johannson as the most natural beauty. You know, that perfect alabaster skin and full lips. I have to admit that when I’m pouring over my Vogue (don’t make fun) she’s one of the women that really make want to punch them in the face. Okay, I’d make out with her first and THEN punch her.

Also named in the survey in 2nd and 3rd place were Kate Winslet and Catherine Zeta-Jones, both of whom are stunning in my book. Also named for the most natural good looks were male actors Orlando Bloom, Jake Gyllenhaal and the ever hot Johnny Depp. I could take or leave Orlando, Jake is adorable – but what is it about that scraggly crazy part playing french chick shagging guy that is so appealing? It’s a mystery, but I’d fuck him. I’m such a slut.

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