Madonna is rubbing male hormones on her face. The Material Girl has started a strict regime of massaging her skin with testosterone cream due to it’s toted ability to increase muscle mass, boost energy, improve memory, and ward off mood swings. But Madge has got a hairy surprise that’s a bit more than she bargained for.

“Madonna is hip to all the antiaging stuff,” a Star Mag mole says of the almost fifty year old pop music legend. “She’ll try just about anything, as long as it’s legal,” the spy says.

But there is a downside: “She’s developed some unwanted chest fuzz!”