Madonna’s former nanny, Melissa Dumas, is on her way to publishing a tell-all memoir about the Madonna-Guy Ritchie household.

Melissa is currently shopping an eighty-page proposal to major publishing houses.

Sample chapters detail “Madonna’s marriage to Ritchie, their children’s behavior, the family’s participation in Kabbalah, the motivation behind Madonna’s decision to adopt a boy from Malawi, personal photos of Madonna’s family, as well as photos of the alleged nanny playing with Madonna’s kids.”