Like all of Madonna’s children, Baby Jesus is rewarded each month with a hefty allowance — it pays to be close to The Material Girl.
A friend of Jesus reveals in the Oct. 26 issue of In Touch: “Jesus basically lived paycheck to paycheck before he met Madonna, and he, like most people, had bills.”
But money troubles are a thing of the past for this barely-legal babe.
“Madonna gives him about $10,000 a month to cover his expenses, including his cell phone, insurance, and credit card payments.”
Madonna is also rumored to be on the hunt for a bachelor pad for Jesus near her New York City home.