Jesus has converted to Kabbalah….No, No, No, not that Jesus! We’re talking about Madonna’s new 22-year-old Bust It Baby, Jesus Luz.

Jesus met Kabbalah devotee Madonna after appearing as a model alongside the Material Girl in a saucy photo-shoot for W Magazine.

The devout Catholic has updated his website informing friends that of his conversion. Jesus has even joined an online community for Kabbalah believers.

“Jesus’ family are very traditional and quite religious, so this news is sure to come as something of a shock. But Jesus is totally taken with Madonna and is slightly in awe of her,” blabs a Madge camp insider.

“Quite simply he can’t get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching,” the spy adds. “The pair have spent a lot of time together in recent weeks and Madonna’s chatted quite freely about her personal beliefs – especially Kabbalah.”