Hey guys, what is it about snake-themed horror movies that Hollywood loves so much?

Speaking of Anacondas with a thirst for human flesh, we thought you might get a kick out watching Luke Perry embarass himself fight giant mutant snakes as they take over his submarine in Silent Venom, the campy new Snakes On A Plane-esque straight-to-DVD stinker that hit Netflix last week.

Dear God, Dylan, has it come to this? Somebody get this man a guest spot on The CW’s 90210, stat!