Loud Sex To Blame In Gary Dourdan Maria Asis del Alamo Domestic Violence Case

This gives a new meaning to the phrase: “Til The Cops Come Knocking….” Gary Dourdan didn’t get his ass whooped by his girlfriend Maria Asis del Alamo as previously charged. Interestingly enough, the couple claims that they were just getting it in…rather loudly, we might add….when neighbors mistook their screams of passion for a knockdown dragout and called the cops.

Don’t you hate when that happens?

The former CSI star tried to explain all this to the Boys in Blue when they rolled up to his Los Angeles home last month, but they arrested Maria despite protests after noticing a scratch on Gary’s neck. The authorities have since sorted out the “big misunderstanding” and the domestic violence case against Maria was dismissed on Tuesday.