The Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department is refusing to bring Paris Hilton into court, removing any doubt that the Hilton’s and their heavy moneybags seduced someone in the Sheriff’s Office.

Celebrity snoops report that the Sheriff is maintaining the position that the judge does not have the power to order the sucking socialite to court. The Sheriff’s Office say they have sole jurisdiction to monitor and control her while she is under house arrest-and they “ain’t bringin’ her in.”