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Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton Says “Paparazzi Less Of A Problem Since Lindsay Gone Gay”

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July 31st, 2008 by Castina

Tagged as: Popular Culture, paparazzi

The City of Angels has had fewer problems with paparazzi since Britney Spears “started wearing clothes” and Lindsay started licking the chocha, according to Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton.

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue,” the Chief told KNBC-TV in Los Angeles Thursday.

“If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with.”

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