The Tiger Woods scandal continues to grow, with more mistresses coming forward literally every day. Currently the tally stands at NINE mistresses, but I’m sure it will continue to increase as time goes on and more women come forward. At this point I’d believe any number, once you get past a couple of mistresses a pattern of behavior is revealed, to put it mildly. The real question on my mind is why Tiger got married to begin with. I’m sure presenting a wholesome family image is good for the sponsorship dough, but in hindsight it might have been worth a few million dollars to stay a bachelor and do whatever he wanted without anyone caring much. How long until Tiger Woods announces he suffers from sex addiction?

Anyway, here’s the current list of Tiger Woods mistresses (we’ll keep this updated as more names roll in):

Rachel Uchitel

Rachel Uchitel started it all. New York city club hostess and socialite.

Jaimee Grubbs

24-year-old San Diego cocktail waitress and reality TV participant. Class all the way Tiger.

Kalika Moquin

Las Vegas nightclub marketing manager (Las Vegas is a common theme here)

Mindy Lawton

A Perkin’s waitress. No, really.

Jamie Junger

Vegas resident, met Woods on a promotional tour for Bellagio casino.

Cori Rist

Tiger met Rist at Butter, a Manhattan night club.

Holly Sampson

A porn star. So far we have a porn star, Perkin’s waitress, and reality TV has been. This all while Tiger’s supermodel wife and mother of his children sits at home. I’ll bet Nike is loving this!

Unnamed Woman #1

A 26 year old waitress from Ontario.

Unnamed Woman #2

A London based broadcaster who the London Sun called a “cougar”.