Lindsay Lohan’s Handwriting Demonstrates She’s A “Control Freak”

Handwriting: Who knew it was the window to the soul? Penmanship experts have revealed that Lindsay Lohan’s handwriting indicates that the seemingly always out-of-control fallen starlet is actually a “control freak.”
A photo of notes Lindsay took during her probation violation hearing last Tuesday reveal neat, all-caps block lettering. Handwriting analysts believe that block printing suggests Lohan was guarded and didn’t want to reveal anything with longhand cursive.
The handwriting “is not that of an erratic, scattered drug addict. It is the handwriting of a focused individual with a high degree of perfectionism,” said Bart Baggett, President of Handwriting University.com. “The straight baseline reveals an overall anxiety of things not going right, someone who loves order and structure.”
Sheila Lowe, author of The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Handwriting Analysis, adds: “It’s almost like an engineer’s writing. People with extreme block printing often have high control needs because inside they feel out of control. It’s too crowded inside their heads.”
If her attempts at an appeal fail, Lohan is expected to begin serving a 90-day jail term followed by a three-month stint in rehab after violating the terms of a probation on a 2007 DUI charge.
