Forty-eight year old security guard Lee Weaver has broken his silence on the two years he spent as a bodyguard for twenty-something terror Lindsay Lohan to the British tabs. The middle-aged hunk of Hollywood muscle has provided protection for a number of Hollywood celebs but “nobody as wild as Lindsay.”

Lee alleges attacked a cocaine dealer, with a very big gun, for shorting her supply.

“In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she’d go alone — so I took her, Lee says.

“He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short.”

“He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down.”

“I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around.”

The hired help also claims the former Disney child star slashed her wrists with knives, sobbing that she “didn’t belong on this planet.” According to Lee, Lindsay teamed up with former friend/recovering heroin addict Nicole Richie to sniff line after line of nose candy during a cocaine binge spanning ten hours.

“Nobody was as wild as Lindsay,” he says. “But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip.”

“One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn’t snort in front of me because she knew I’d get mad.”

“But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.”

“I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I’d had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car.”

And what about those lesbian boinking rumors swirling around LiLo’s relationship with DJ Samantah Ronson? Yep, Blohan’s bi, according to her former employee:

“She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills,” says Lee. “I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs. ”

“I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl.”

Lee is also worried the young actress, who will celebrate her twenty-first birthday later this month, is suicidal.

“One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them,” says Lee.

“She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down.”

“She told me, ‘I don’t belong on this planet any more’. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living.”