Lindsay Lohan Topless Scene In ‘Machete’
Lindsay Lohan in all her crazy glory
Ah Lindsay Lohan, how far you’ve fallen. Not that long ago a topless Lohan scene would have caused the internet to slow to a crawl, but today news that Lohan would be naked in the upcoming movie ‘Machete’ (which, as an aside, looks pretty amazing) has created barely any buzz at all from what I can see.
Not only was Lindsay Lohan one of the hottest things around circa 2004 or so, but she actually was kind of likeable. She was sort of adorable in Mean Girls, but of course we’ve since learned that was mainly due to the incredible skill of Tina Fey, and Lohan has since proven herself to be about as charismatic and likeable as a doorknob. ‘Machete’ is her first movie role in four years, she’s not a lead, and she clearly got hired mainly to create some buzz around a gratuitous nude scene. Someday they’ll make sad movies and Lindsay Lohan and Elton John might write a song about her, but right now the entire situation is just depressing.
What a Lindsay Lohan Nude Scene from ‘Machete’ might look like (pretend she’s the girl on the left)… NSFW Obviously
Written by William on January 30th, 2010 | Tagged as: Lindsay Lohan
On June 4th 2010, sumvision cyclone wrote:
Those are really nice. Isn’t she all bloated and gross right now? Are these photoshopped or something?
On June 5th 2010, tony harrish wrote:
She had a great breasts, I enjoyed her New York mag pics. The playboy mag is really serious on paying her a $900,000. Now, is she going to show everything?
On September 5th 2010, Brian wrote:
After pulling herself out of one mess shes got herself into another Degrading disaster now..She shoulda stayed hidden longer until she got her act together I say! I bet her Dad is proud of her in Machete,Playing a slob of a slut and going to be going in that direction from now on I bet…Goodbye good Movie roles..Sad!
On September 7th 2010, Captain Thunder wrote:
you all are so silly…thats a body double not really her…duh
On September 9th 2010, me wrote:
the lady in the trailer IS a double (note natural breast), however, there are other nude scenes in the movie where its the real Lindsey with her fake boobs.
nothing special, imo, I liked the chica in the first nude scene better anyway :-D
owh and, Machete=BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!
On September 21st 2010, e-man wrote:
She is awesome in Machete. And yeah the movie’s awesome.
On September 28th 2010, alex wrote:
machete is a brilliant film….n yes the pool scene is not lindsay….however when her n her mother in the film wake up from being drugged….her hair when shes getting up to look at the cctv n nun outfit, her hair obviously due gravity stays down when shes slightly bent from getting up…but im talking about like half a second….you actually see her left breast…or atleast majority….
hair when curled isnt the best form of hiding something, there are gaps.
On October 19th 2010, CAPTAIN HOT wrote:
NOY A BODY DOUBLE she is hot
On December 27th 2010, misfit wrote:
its a body double and all the other scenes while yes shes nude her hair and arms and such all cover up the good stuff
On January 7th 2011, Anon wrote:
I thought the movie was great, and Lindsay looked good, plus her boobs are awesome!
On February 8th 2011, Dean Langenfeld wrote:
lindsay,
i think your beautiful,but you seriously need help,before it is to late,take some advice from me,i am going to be 46 yrs old this saturday,i used to lived the life,your living,i changed 18 yrs ago,when i was in a serious car accident that left me disabled,i used to be heavy into drugs and drinking and stealing,i have been in jail,its not worth all the shit trust me.