Lindsay Lohan jokingly called British chat show queen Alan Carr a bastard during when he grilled her about her lovelife in an interview airing this week.

This is better than the time Rihanna taught Alan to Dutty Wine!

“Are you Arthur or are you Martha now? Are you back on the cock?” Alan joked.

An embarrassed Lindsay replied: “I wouldn’t tell you if I was anyway. I’m not discussing this.”

Her interview on Alan Carr: Chatty Man airs on Britain’s Channel 4 Thursday @ 10 PM.