Lindsay Lohan can add attempted shopping cart thief to her personal credits of attention whore and recovering coke addict. Too lazy to use a little elbow grease in carrying her groceries a short walk up the road, the actress allegedly tried to wheel one of Bristol Farms’ shopping carts all the way home.

According to a report in Star Magazine:

“After picking up groceries at Bristol Farms market in Los Angeles on December 15th. Lindsay, who lives right up the street, tried to wheel the cart home with her!”

An eyewitness tells the tab:

“Lindsay was trying to push the cart past the exit, but the wheels locked up due to the sensors. She kept on pushing until an employee explained that carts aren’t allowed to leave the parking lot!”