
Celebrity informants report that in addition to buying beer and getting high on her latest rehab run, jail bound Lindsay Lohan is also having steamy sex with a new lover at Utah’s Cirque Lodge Rehab. LiLo was busted boinking a male patient at the clinic earlier this week.
Staff members heard moaning noises coming from inside a cubicle and discovered the pair.
“Staff were alerted to the bathroom because there were strange noises coming from inside and two voices could be heard,” says a tabloid insider.
“When they opened the door, Lindsay was in a compromising position with the guy — who’s also at Cirque for drug rehab.”
“He was a good looking bloke — tall, with brown hair and quite muscular… just what Lindsay likes. Rumours spread like wildfire across the place that they’d been having sex.”
“When staff found them they were all flustered and Lindsay’s hair was all over the shop.”
“They looked like two naughty children who had been caught kissing behind the bike sheds.”
“She was livid that she was given the miserable task of cleaning the bogs so the theory was she’d do something REALLY dirty in there,” said a source.
“Lindsay has been throwing tantrums like a little kid, telling everyone that she misses partying. It’s a lost cause as it’s clear that she can’t wait to get back to her normal, partying lifestyle.”
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2 responses so far ↓
leah j // Sep 22, 2007 at 3:45 pm
for an alleged insider at an American rehab facility, your source sure uses a lot of Britishisms
Castina // Sep 22, 2007 at 3:50 pm
I specifically stated ‘tabloid insider,’ not ‘Popcrunch insider.’ Can you read? Where do I say this is MY source? If you’re going to talk shit, know what you’re talking about or stay the fuck off this site, bitch.
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