TMZ snagged an interview with Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake-the three young men in the car with Firecrotch when her assistant’s mom dropped dime on her and sent her headed for the Santa Monica County jail. The twenty-somethings claim LiLo ‘kidnapped’ them and then blamed the high speed chase on the token ‘Black Kid.’

Here’s the inside scoop:

Lindsay’s assistant and her boyfriend walked outside and got into an argument. Lindsay came out and got angry at her assistant. The assistant then said, “I quit,” which enraged Lindsay. Ronnie says Lindsay looked “very messed up” and “raging.”

Dante and Jakon say Lindsay then hit Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lindsay to say, “If you touch me I’ll sue you.” Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop. Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant’s car. They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, “I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.”

“I wasn’t driving. The black kid was driving,” LiLo told the cops.

Yeah, bitch, blame the Colored. Trying to unpartial here, but this just pissed this Negro blogger off to the high heavens. Bitch is a fucking cokehead and she’s got the nerve to be racist?! Al Sharpton! Al! We need you!

Check out the 911 tapes from the night of Lindsay’s arrest.