The Snitch Circuit is ablaze with rumors that Lindsay Lohan is seven weeks pregnant. Unidentified tattles connected to celebrity journalist Ian Halperin claim the star has bedded a number of men in recent weeks in a bid to move past her split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and apparently doesn’t know who the child’s father is.

Quick, somebody call Maury! Knowing Lohan’s reputation, anyone with a penis and a pair of trousers should just grab a number and get in line. Maybe she could pick names out of a hat?

“I swear she’s carrying,” one spy blabbed. “She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”